As much as I like to pretend I’m not “really” a Scorpio

This, from Susan Miller’s AstrologyZone, says SO much about me that’s very true:

“You may also know that at times, you have missed opportunities because you have opted to stay inside, working at home, rather than go out to meet new people. You are an intensely private person, and sometimes you just don’t feel your best at big gatherings. ”

Of course, even as she’s encouraging socialization, my ascendant horoscope in Aquarius suggests that after September 14th I might be best served by holing up in a mountain for six months, as no part of my foot will likely manage to avoid my mouth. Apparently my relatives will decide it’s time to storm the castle, and my significant other will bring up left field stuff, too. Perhaps it’s a good thing I’ll be out of the country for awhile.

Most astrology stuff I ignore, but Susan Miller’s stuff – I don’t. It’s proved that useful to me, and not in a self-fulfilling prophecy sort of way. I LOVE her Droid application – I just wish I could attach an alarm every time Uranus or Saturn come up, and the only improvement I’d ask for is a notification for when the moon is direct or void of course.




The Mercury Retrograde list

Just a running list of various SNAFUs that happen to coincide with Mercury Retrograde:

  1. Confusion at the local science fiction meetup I administrate – from who had the DVDs to when they’d get there, all stuff beyond anyone’s actual control (and that prompted me to send two texts to my husband: “I miss you,” followed by “I really fucking miss you.”)
  2. The plug on my laptop breaking, forcing us to replace it for the second time.
  3. Yesterday, my laptop screen breaking for no discernable reason – I bumped it, but nowhere near the screen.
  4. Being subjected to some of the most painfully awkward social attempts I’ve ever experienced, ever. And I used to work in retail.

I’m sure there’s more coming, but mostly I’m focused on the laptop right now. Given that I’ve already replaced the battery in lieu of getting a new laptop, only to have to replace the plug… I’m thinking I should just give up and get a new laptop, hopefully a smaller one than the one I’ve been toting around. Also, Mike doesn’t believe me when I say that the laptop burns me, so hopefully I can get my hands on a cooling pack or something so I get more out of it later.

Update: My trusty Droid’s alarm went off with the program I use for meditation. It however would not allow me to shut the alarm off, no button, nothing in settings, NADA. I finally had to pull the battery because it was also preventing the phone from shutting down.

Horoscopes and Astrology: How Seriously do you take it?


I freely admit to a lot of skepticism about astrology. That said, over the years I’ve become far less skeptical than I used to be. Stuff really does seem to break a lot more during Mercury Retrograde. Weird, intense and oddly dramatic stuff happens whenever Uranus swings its influence around. (Uranus, a guaranteed pain in the ass?) While I probably should blush to admit it, I do check my Astrozone monthly forecast and mark dates where I need to duck and cover.

But that doesn’t mean I don’t find some aspects of it just plain silly, so I’m kind of looking forward to this next book poking fun at it coming out. I’ve been around women who only talk about the men in their lives in terms of their zodiac signs. It’s crazymaking to me, undermining the basic values I uphold that every person is responsible for his/her actions, and that your nature is simply the challenge you carry with you – not something that determines your actions for you.

Still, I have to admit. How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope was pretty funny when I went through my re-single phase.

On a related note, Gordon over at RuneSoup has a new theory of using divination forecasting in business. It actually looks a bit handy.




Astrology and western medicine: get the data, and we can talk!

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Twitter can be an interesting place. Especially with publishers doing what they can to generate conversation. This week it was “applying astrology to western medicine.” Certainly, Vedic astrologers use eastern astrology to determine treatments, etc. but having spoken to people who grew up with eastern medicine, they’re all confirmed fans of Western medicine. They place a high premium on survival because from what I could gather, that doesn’t happen as much as they’d like under traditional Vedic care. At the same time I know Westerners who attribute Vedic/eastern medicine with  vast improvement to their quality of life.

Western medicine, on the other hand, runs into issues where illnesses either can’t be diagnosed or where a doctor fails to or for good reasons can’t take into account the domino effect that happens when treating multiple ailments. Where and how a doctor might use astrology in a way that would qualify under “do no harm” outside of surgical scheduling for non-crisis patients mystifies me. Sure, back in the days of Culpepper medical charts with planetary alignments and related herbs were really all we had. But nowadays I cringe to think of even trying to fit that in with the wildfire pace at which medicine is making discoveries. And certainly I use some planetary chart information when making my herbal teas…but I’m much more likely to consult my Physician’s Desk reference, Pubmed and the Herb Book by John Lust. I use these because the remedies have been used often enough that the data is there – these particular guides are based on what works, what doesn’t and what really happens, while astrology takes into account a series of things that might happen. I would hope that with or without astrology, a doctor performing surgery on me would already take into account the way things might go wrong.

Still, though I’m really drawing a blank on possible applications, the data is there to be researched. While I got the usual trope about “oh, we don’t have the money to gather the data to see if astrology applies!” I can tell you that actually a)we have the data – and better yet, it’s blind data since astrology was not being applied and b)if you’re going to contend that astrology is applicable to medicine, you darn well better be willing to risk doing a study or twenty and being proved wrong. Most of us survived the news about Santa Claus, we can handle this. And this isn’t coming from a place of total disbelief: I’m coming from a place of “this particular divination discipline probably does not apply to this particular aspect of life.” I certainly believe in Mercury Retrograde. I won’t let a month pass without reading Susan Miller’s freakishly accurate Astrology Zone.

The only application I can think of is using astrology to schedule a surgery – choosing prescriptions/medicine is the next logical application, and that’s much too risky. As to the surgeries, we have billions of data with dates and times of surgical operations. It’s entirely possible to build an algorhythm based on the surgeries that were successful and to run it to see what astrological points were common to which surgeries. Certainly it’s time consuming, but it would also answer the question about astrology’s applicability quite conclusively. In fact, you’d only need the dates, times and locations of 1000 surgeries. It’s not the stuff of grant writing, but it’s actually very doable.

We’re at a point in occult practices where we do need to start putting our money where are mouths are – and that means raising the funds to do these studies and get conclusive, honest answers about whether alternative therapies work. We won’t always like the answer. We will lose things – but we will also advance ourselves to a new level of consciousness, and that always takes sacrifice.